Luciables' Epic Breakfast Bagel

Luciables’ Epic Breakfast Bagel

When Garrett saw this, his first response was, “I think we’ve reached the point of diminishing returns.” To which I responded, “NEVERRRRR!!!”

Anyways, I could only get through about half of this open-faced bagel sandwich before I felt like I was going to pass out. If you want to shave a few years off your life, follow the instructions below!


  1. half a bagel
  2. shredded cheese
  3. salsa
  4. egg
  5. avocado
  6. bacon
  7. hot sauce (optional)


  1. fry the bacon
  2. fry the egg in the bacon fat
  3. wipe the pan clean (optional)
  4. grab a handful of cheese and put it into the hot skillet (you’re going to be browning the cheese so that it turns into a cheese crisp)
  5. add a dollop or two of salsa
  6. wait for the cheese and salsa mixture to gooify on top and get brown and crispy around the edges
  7. put the bagel cut side down in the melted pile of cheese and salsa
  8. use a spatula to scrape the whole mess up and turn it upside down onto a plate
  9. top with egg
  10. top with avocado
  11. top with bacon

The end! 😀


I love to cook and eat, but above all, I love to eat with friends and family.